2028 – Who Put Spotify…
- Steven Heizmann, CPA, CGMA
- Dec 25, 2016
- 2 min read
2028 – Who Put Spotify in Charge of the DOT – Welcome to Zuck World 2028 – Who Put Spotify in Charge of the DOT – Welcome to Zuck World 2028
Spotify – a music service that links with Facebook for the ultimate location driven driving experience – fast lane, slow lane even.
The year was 2028 and Mark Zuckerberg just won the presidency. The country was in chaos and technology have finally prevailed. Spotify finally ruled the Department of Transportation or the DOT. The Benjamin Franklin of the millennial’s a grown-up I was now giving away free invents and was a famous writer. No gray hair and not bald but did occasionally wear a grey wig for humor purposes.
Spotify Drive had to be tested for quite some time before could be rolled out when it did oh man what it did was it a boost to the economy. Everyone enjoyed everyone. People listen to music while they drove. This was a universal truth in the United States of America and also in the world. We tested it and it increased overall efficiency which increased the economy as a whole locally regionally in the United States and eventually globally.
The concept was simple. FAST ZONES: When in fast dynamic areas, Spotify plays fast techno or Busta Rhymes type music.
Medium Zones: When in suburban, solar panel type areas Spotify played medium sounding music and
slow zone: when in the country and a lot of deer out or could be seen it played sssllloooowwweeerrr slow country or classical music.
Passing lane alerts and friend’s listening to algorithms with impromptu meetups.
More people than ever check the box that they listen to all kinds of music and enjoyed living in the melting pot that was the United States of America.
Steve – The Benjamin Franklin of the Millennials
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