Mission Statement: To encrypt the meaning of life, existence, and the nature of God and the universe, with a clean audit of course.
All Seeing Eye Accountants (ASEA)
MEET Mr. "Classified"
DELIVERING RESULTS FOR OUR COMMUNITY
First of all let me start off by saying my real name is not "Mr. Classified." It is a fictitious name. We are however a real accounting firm, which is undisclosed. We are a U.S. based cover company for an accounting firm located somewhere in the suburbs of Maryland serving the Washington DC Metro area. While we are concerned with the privacy of our clients, we do not associate with any criminal or unethical organizations or individuals. In fact, ALL of our clients are law abiding legal US citizens, and many of them may or may not have security clearances. We do outsource all accounting to our undisclosed accounting firm, which is a registered Maryland accounting firm. We guarantee that if your data is ever breached, whether it be real or not, you will be notified.
We understand that in today's world, everything is vulnerable and more and more people are pushing everyone to move all their data "into the cloud." Sure, being in the cloud is convenient, but anyone can get your data. This is why Mr. Classified came up with the idea of "Foggy Accounting."
Foggy Accounting: we send all emails over encrypted services. We use misinformation and creative accounting to provide you with accurate and timely reports. Once you become a paying customer you have several options for how to receive your "real" information. We can discuss these methods further in person.